Another journey through Broadcaster Land is complete!
We really raised the bar this time, brought the proverbial ruckus...
Well, we think so anyway.
Actually, you know what?
FUCK THAT. THIS IS OBJECTIVELY BIGGER, MEANER, LOUDER AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SEXIER THAN ALL SONIC ART ALBUMS BEFORE IT.
By at least 40% in all categories.
Last time around we expected you to shell out $1000 for each individual track on Sonic Art 3, or a paltry $100 for the whole mess. (There was a free download link in the description but shhhhhh)
This time, we thought we'd leave it to you to decide how much you want to put up for this sweet buttercup.
"But I'm fiscally irresponsible and I have no idea what to spend on pure magic?"
We hear you whining.
Well, we've taken the hard work out for you with this nifty pricing guide!
$0.00 = I am scum.
$0.01 - $9.99 = I am scum, but the nice kind that lives in a decent suburb.
$10.00 - $49.99 = I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. These tracks tho...
$50.00 - $99.99 = I believe in music, I also believe my body pillow waifu talks to me while i sleep.
$100.00 - $999.99 = I deem this to be at as good as Sonic Art 3, even though it is objectively better, therefore I am scum.
$1000+ = I am Swedish. I made Minecraft. Possibly also scum.
Now you can strap in, pump up the volume, and enjoy the ride of your life, if your life revolves somewhat around Twitch.
These tracks were fun as fuck to make, which some of you witnessed first hand.
Thanks to everyone who watched, listened, learned, and loved... With your big, fat, bloody hearts. You're beautiful!
SEE YOU NEXT TIME FOR NUMERO CINCO!
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