How good is Christmas?
It's the fuckin best time of the year.
It's really awesome.
It makes me want to sing!
Deck the halls and suck my balls.
(tra la la la la la la la)
Santa's cock is pretty small.
(tra la la la la la la la)
Went to Chaddy 2AM!
Fa la la la la la la la la la
More fuckboys than Bethlehem!
Fa la la la la la JESUS DIED
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Santa touched me in the most inappropriate way. HEY!
Jingle balls, jingle balls, slapping on my chin.
Oh, what fun it is to slide down St Nick's long and thin!
Christmas is kind of shitty. (Shitty.)
You could even say it blows. (Like my Dad!)
And if you ever met him. (Daddy!)
You would feel his penis grow. (Like a mighty oak!)
All of the other Daddies. (Daddy...?)
Used to watch his dong with glee. (So jealous)
Two shakes post-Yuletide pissing. *toilet flush sound*
Then he stuck it deep in me. (OOOUUUUUhhh)
Then one steamy Christmas eve.
Mummy joined the fray. (Hooray!)
Daddy with my hole so tight. (Ooh)
Won't you let it snow tonight?! (Ugggh)
Then daddy Turkish gripped it. (You what?)
Tied it with a pretty bow. (Tied where!?)
Saving the greatest present. (eeeuughh)
Letting all the egg nog flow.
credits
from Sonic Art 4,
released July 3, 2016
Co-written, recorded and produced by Derris-Kharlan, tiasu & WetForJesus.
Guest vocals by Mansur Zennelli.
Mastered by tiasu.