STRIMMELINA:
Gee I hope I make it here in Broadcaster Land...

RASTA CRAB BOB ROSS:
Oh Strimmelina Mon...
Stick wid me and you gonna go straight to dee top of dee directories!

STRIMMELINA:
Oh boy Rasta Crab Bob Ross!
I just set up my Patreon!
I'll be ready to quit my job at the Fro-Yo store any day now!
Tee hee hee!

CHAT:
Oh my god, grill!
10/10 would fuck.
Why is this whore always whining?
Oh I want to anal you.

PRICKDOG THE MOD:
Now, now chat!
Strimmelina ain't no slunt bucket.
She's the fresh faced, starry eyed hopeful this land needs!
Why, the Grand Wizard of Twitch will partner her in no time!

CHAT:
Not if she's like Wetty... LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL!

STRIMMELINA:
Rasta Crab Bob Ross, how many concurrent viewers do I need to meet the Grand Wizard?

RASTA CRAB BOB ROSS:
Please child, call me Daddy.

STRIMMELINA:
Ah okay.... What a strange place this is!

TWITCH WIZARD:
And it's about to get a whole lot stranger...

RASTA CRAB BOB ROSS:
Oh Strimmelina, do you have what it takes to be the best?

STRIMMELINA:
Oh yes Rasta Crab Bob Ross I really think do!

PRICKDOG THE MOD:
Have you thought about text-to-speech donations and song requests?

STRIMMELINA:
Well I guess that could work?

RASTA CRAB BOB ROSS:
And let's not forget third party sponsorships.

STRIMMELINA:
Hmm, but what if my numbers start to dip?

PRICKDOG THE MOD:
Don't worry sweet girl, just stage a little nip slip!

RASTA CRAB BOB ROSS:
A little tit never hurt nobody mun.

STRIMMELINA:
So basically you're saying to put my heart up on the shelf.
Now tell me why I can't just be myself?

TWITCH WIZARD:
Insolent fool, are you forgetting your place?
You'll never be partnered! You don't have what it takes!
So cut the cute act, your stream's a disgrace!
Your "so called" passion won't win you this race!

STRIMMELINA:
Just let me be! Let me stream my favourite games!

RCBR & Prickdog the Mod:
Not just EA's latest garbage. (Mun)

TWITCH WIZARD:
Alright my dear, but first let me drop all your frames!

PRICKDOG THE MOD:
So what you want is your content to ring true?

STRIMMELINA:
Now you're catching on Prickdog!

RASTA CRAB BOB ROSS:
Dat's a great idea child! Smoke weed and paint trees too!

STRIMMELINA:
I think that's more your thing 'Daddy'!

STRIMELLINA:
I won't watch the numbers.
To hell with sub goals.
My channel will grow and it won't cost my soul.
So basically I'm saying, there's one thing that I know.
Not my tits, my heart will be on show!

TWITCH WIZARD:
How could this be?

STRIMMELINA:
Witwix is raiding!

TWITCH WIZARD:
They actually love her?

STRIMMELINA:
Just got a host from Dick Hammer!

TWITCH WIZARD:
But she's not showing any skin?

STRIMMELINA:
MAN re-tweeted the show!

TWITCH WIZARD
She must be using view-bots? This bitch has to go!

STRIMMELINA:
I can't believe I was lead astray for so long.

TWITCH WIZARD:
NO! You weren't meant to make it this far!

STRIMMELINA:
With the help of my friends, I could never go wrong.

TWITCH WIZARD:
She's grown too much! Partner her...

STRIMMELINA:
Just look at this sub button, isn't it neat?
With all these day one's I can finally eat!
So basically I've made it. I didn't give up on my dream!
So look out world, it's time for my next stream!