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#straightboythings
01:31
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Cock and balls
Sliding down my halls
Crashin' on the walls
Motherfucker yeah
Touching my own nips
I've run out of all my clips
Kiss my moist (fuckin') plucky lips
Motherfucker yeah
Oh baby what a sphincter
Keeps me warm in the winter
Crimpin all over my tinkler
Motherfucker yeah
Oh baby baby baby yea
Oh baby baby baby yea
Rub my dick, all over ya tit
But not the right one, because it's stanky
Fuck off go have a wanky
No u ill give u a spanky
Wat fuck off u dirty cunt
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2. |
Premature Intermission
00:55
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As Sam stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its chain about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, a vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of Mordor. He felt that he had from now on only two choices: to forbear the Ring, though it would torment him; or to claim it, and challenge the Power that sat in its dark hold beyond the valley of shadows. Already the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dûr. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Gorgoroth became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be.
In that hour of trial it was the love of his master that helped most to hold him firm; but also deep down in him lived still unconquered his plain hobbit-sense: he knew in the core of his heart that he was not large enough to bear such a burden, even if such visions were not a mere cheat to betray him. The one small garden of a free gardener was all his need and due, not a garden swollen to a realm; his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command.
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3. |
Gimme A Code
00:31
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gimme a code gimme a code, aussie
gimme a code ya fuckin cunt
gimme a code and ill get andrew gleeson to
send you a copy of
(ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
gimme a code gimme a code, aussie
gimme a code you fuckin cunt
gimme a code and ill get andrew gleeson to
send you a copy of
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4. |
LOL U DIED
01:08
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NOTHING
___
so i heard you wanna be the boshy
well, youre gonna have to suck solgryn's dick a lot
and listen to this
lol u died x 100 million
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5. |
EXP: Sweet Joint O' Mine
00:57
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EXP: YOU SIR HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN PROFANE.... AGAIN
Thanks for the supporrrtt maaate
It's good to see ya mate
Mate, keep ya fuckin opinions to urself
No back seatin ya cunt
How ya goin darlin
It's great ta see you here
I just rolled a j from the dregs of my keyboard
NO BACK SEATIN YA CUNT
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6. |
It's So Moist
01:26
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I dip my grilled cheese
into my chocolate milk
because it is delicious
oh yes it's so delicious
I dip my soggy biscuit
into a tub of creme cheese
because it is delicious
oh yes it's so delicious
I dip my hairy balls
into my ice cold water
because it is delicious
oh yes it's so delicious
I dip my inuendos
into your *cough* uendoes
because it is delicious
oh yes it's so delicious
*whistling*
CHORUS
IT'S SO MOIST
DRIPPIN DOWN MY LEG
IT'S SO MOIST
OH BABY MAKE ME BEG
IT'S SO WET
MY KIDS ARE SWIMMIN IN IT
IT'S SO WET
OH BABY PLEASE DON'T QUIT
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7. |
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EZEKIEL_III
BEARZEKEERRRRRRRRRRRR
TO THE WINDOWS
TO THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT?
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(zeke says shit and destroys stuff)
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8. |
Twelve Bahroo Blues
01:33
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BAHROO TO THE LEFT
BAHROO TO THE RIGHT
EVERYBODY KNOWS I ROCK BAHROO ALL NIGHT
BAHROO
BAHROO x lol
I KNEW THIS GUY
HIS NAME WAS BAHROO
EVERYBODY KNOWS I GOTTA SUB TO U
BAHROO
BAHROO x lol
HIS NAME IS BAHROO
HE CANT PRONOUNCE NAMES
IF IT WEREN'T FOR RESCUE GIRL
HE'D PROBABLY SUCK AT PLAYIN GAMES
DAVE IS A CUNT
DAVE IS A CUNT
DAVE IS A CUNT
BUT DOES OK ART (BAHROO)
BAHROO x lol
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YOU GOT THAT (TENTACLE)
HUHHHH
RIGHT IN MY ANIME PUSSAAAYYY
YEAH YEAH YEAH
YOU GOT THAT (TENTACLE)
HUHHHH
RIGHT IN MY ANIME PUSSAAAYYY
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Bufffffff daddy
he's got a tight assssssshole
his ass is tight
it puts up a fight
you gonna need
you gonna need a crowbar
jimmy that sphincter open
I wanna get down in to your brown sea
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10. |
Seal Smash Savage
00:31
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There once was a man called Alaskan Savage
He bashes some seals and he makes a fur coat
His mustache is wild
His mum is Sarah Palin
He'll rip out your heart
And then he'll beat your face in
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Oui Oui Pee Emm Gee
01:20
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pixel is a classy cunt
oh he's wearin a suit
helping people find people
did I mention the suit, because it's
classy classyyy
mounted on his moose (OH SORRY GUY)
always livin in another world and
always hummin a tune, that's goes like
(scat)
tim horton EH ice hockey
omlette du fromage
j'mapelle eye full of eiffle
oui oui oui oui PUCK (oh yea he's)
classy classyyy
mounted on his fkn moose
livin in another world and
always hummin a tune
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chris: so pearl I was just thinking that I'd really like to know what runs through your mind when you wake up in the morning
pearl: dicks
chris: wooahhh, so you're into that sort of... maybe we could... hey... let's uh
pearl: cut out your shit
chris: oh. uh... are you well versed in such things?
pearl: I'm 9 years old I know all this
chris: well how about
elegy: OBJECTION
chris: no heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy just a cute little girl that I kinda wanna just PUSH ON THE SWING
elegy: oh my goodness. WELCOME TO THE TROUPE
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13. |
WTF
00:29
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14. |
Ode To Twitch
03:16
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ohhhhhhh yeaaaaah
twitch babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i wanna push u on the swing
yea u know it
this one goes out to all the basketball titted toilets in the world
yee
lay it on me manny
gimme that gravy
oh late one night
i was tryin'a do a stream
but twitch baby
why u gotta do wrong by me
i was just castin'
as good as my heart could allow
i thought nobody gave a shit
but it was just my chat fuckin up
twitch
your mobile app is a piece of shit [cody]
twitch
latency by tha kilobit [saska]
twitch
i guess this is goodbye partnership [nathan]
twins
at least i've still got my basketball tits [chris]
twitch
youre mobile app seriously needs some work [manny]
twitch
the latency could also see some revising [cody]
twitch
please let me keep this partnership (i need it to live) [nathan | all]
twins
basketball titted toilets all up in this motherfucker yeah [chris]
now I'm feeling good
just got my transcoding options up in here
im really pumped to be streaming video games
everything is going...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
FUCKIN DROPPING FRAMES
[rage]
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Derris-Kharlan Melbourne, Australia
Nathan Antony, a.k.a “Derris-Kharlan” is a composer from Melbourne, Australia.
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